Danhausen promotes documentary amid Knicks' NBA Finals run

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Not an NBA fan? Maybe you don’t follow sports at all — and even prefer to dismiss them entirely as “sportsball” — but like many who follow WWE, you love that Danhausen and need some help understanding things like this offering from his human monies-making merchandising machine… … or why he was celebrating this a week ago? Well, you Very Nice, Very Evil fan has you covered. On the June 1 Raw, he shared his new documentary. It was titled, Dr. Strangecurse, or How Danhausen cursed Stephen A. Smith, Received Human Monies, then Uncursed the New York Knicks: Got it? What I’m not clear on is whether he’s cursed the Knicks’ NBA Finals opponent, the San Antonio Spurs. At the end of Dr. Strangecurse, it sounds like he’s saying he will if he gets courtside seats. I’d get him some, because the Knicks haven’t just been good over the ten games since Danhausen uncursed them in a Cameo. They’ve been better than any NBA team has ever been over any ten game stretch, anywhere in the regular season or the playoffs, where competition is at its highest level. The New York Knicks just played the most dominant 10-game stretch in NBA history, and it's not even remotely close pic.twitter.com/5qaLngvQLE — Lev Akabas (@LevAkabas) May 26, 2026 So if I was a Knicks, I’d get the Very Nice, Very Evil WWE Superstar a ticket to Game 3 (the first of the best-of-seven series that will happen in Madison Square Garden). Or maybe Knicks superfan and lover of WWE and pro wrestling Timothée Chalamet can get Danhausen a seat in San Antonio for Game 1? Any remaining questions about Danhausen and the New York Knickerbockers? Share those or your NBA Finals predictions in the comments below.